When you have conversations such as:
(4:53:55 PM) Friend: Sorry, you don't have the equipment for direct-link to my brain.
(4:54:40 PM) makazehikari: I have the equipment for a direct-link to your mom.
(4:54:41 PM) makazehikari: :p
(4:54:50 PM) makazehikari: I kid, I kid.
(4:54:54 PM) Friend: It's short-wire though.
(4:55:07 PM) makazehikari: But it has High Bandwidth.
(4:56:01 PM) Friend: She likes getting it over as fast as possible, so it works for both parties.
(4:56:10 PM) makazehikari: ...Why do you know this?
(4:56:29 PM) Friend: I don't, but I couldn't resist a premature joke.
(4:56:41 PM) makazehikari:
