Corrupt a wish!

[Nebulosus]

Grasnted, but not just any Cheeseburger, THE LAST CHEESEBURGER! A swarm of lolcats decends upon you, killing you in the sickest cat based ways possible.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted

[Jekani]

Granted as there is no real way to corrupt that wish.

I wish my neck would stop hurting.

[Nebulosus]

Granted.. Mr.Headless Horseman.

I wish to be a Shinigami. (If you don't know what that is, look up Bleach)

[Jekani]

Granted, you have a portrait drawn of you as a Shinigani.

I wish someone would write my research paper for me.

[Blacknight]

granted, but the ink its written in is smeared and illegible.

i wish i had more coca cola

[Link]

Granted, but Pepsi sues Coca-Cola for for using the same water as them.

I wish I was more skilled in PHP.

[Blacknight]

granted. but the more skilled you get, the harder it gets.

i wish i  had a new guitar

[Link]

Granted. Enjoy your acoustic guitar.

I wish I had more rechargeable batteries.

[Blacknight]

granted. enjoy your one second life batteries

i wish i had a new brush

[Link]

Granted. It's a pet brush, though, and really hurts when you try to brush your hair.

I wish I was Sensei rank.

[Blacknight]

granted, you now have annoying noobs asking you for your autograph

i wish link would stop posting

[Link]

Granted, but he starts posting again after a few seconds.

I wish more people would come to this site

[Nebulosus]

Wish granted, but there all Lurkers

I wish I could beat Link's post count.

[Jekani]

Granted, your pass him in post count, but then he starts posting again and easily overtakes his spot once more.

I wish my doctor would give me pain meds that actually work.

[Link]

Granted, they just don't work for you.

I wish America isn't at war right now.