Corrupt a wish!

[Akillyz]

Granted
It explodes with you inside it.

I wish that Obama was smarter than he already is.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, there are people who are smarter than him.

I wish for a foundation lecture for Maths and Science for the Freshman level in my school. :x

[Dortz]

Granted.  A person who is much smarter than you will ever be is going to give it, and you will have to deal with the fact that you are not the best for the rest of your life.

Welcome to mediocrity.

[ArchDruidChris]

I wish I had the world's fastest computer.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, the whole is looking you to steal your computer.

I wish that someone would give me an A-Cash top-up card now.

[Akillyz]

Granted but it disintegrates when you touch it.

I wish new episodes for shows came out faster.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, you forgot to watch the new episodes when you are busy with school life.

I wish that my work efficiency rate can be increased by at least 200%

[Akillyz]

Granted, your head explodes from to much work.

I wish that I lived in Japan.

[ArchDruidChris]

Granted, however you have no money and nothing but the clothes on your back and are forced to sleep in a box.

I wish I could see how the universe was made.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, you have seen the truth and you totally regretted about knowing how the universe looks like.

I wish that I can drive to school

[Akillyz]

Granted, however you have no money and nothing but the clothes on your back and are forced to sleep in a box.

I actualy would mind that. I would be to happy to care, because I live in Japan

Granted, you motor fails while driving on the highway and you crash at high speed.

I wish I didn't wear glasses

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, you can't see the world clearly without your glasses.

I wish that people would just stop making fun of my pet name 'NaNa' with my name 'Lina'. =.="

[ArchDruidChris]

Granted, everyone now calls you "Strawberry Shortcake of Washington" or "SOW" For short.

I wish I could create black holes with a snap of my fingers.

[Akillyz]

Granted, you are sucked into your own black hole and trapped in space.

I wish that people never needed to sleep.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, people went bonkers for not getting rest.

I wish that I am not addicted to CABAL when I have school later =.=