Corrupt a wish!

[Nebulosus]

Granted, but I don't know what that is so here's your complementry home edition.

I wish that people would stop talking to me...

[Link]

Granted. They now do sign language in front of you.

I wish I didn't have an overbite.

[Nebulosus]

Granted, your upper jaw has been ripped out.

I wish I had a giraffe

[Blacknight]

have fun with your new 30 story tall, carnivorous giraffe

i wish i had a dozen straws

[Nebulosus]

here are your twelve straws made of ice.

I wish I could be invisible.

[Blacknight]

enjoy your ability to turn invisible with your clothes still shwoing.

i wish i have an endless supply of non tainted, unzombified chicken

[Dalsson]

Have fun with bird shit everywhere.

I wish we would all stop saying "Have fun"

[Blacknight]

Granted. we all now say "gl hf"

i wish Nebulosous would stop threatening Auki. (as if that'll happen)

[Nebulosus]

Granted, I am now threatening *usesAuki'srealname*

I wish I had something to do.

[Dalsson]

Granted, but it is eating a live penguin

I wish I had a live penguin

[Blacknight]

granted. enjoy your man-eating, antactic bird.

i wish i had salami

[pyro1082]

Granted but it was dipped in boiling gasoline and then thrown into a bed of razor wire where convicts had recently thrown the new "slave" took a bath.

I wish to walk on the moon, and have a good time, live, not have anyone make my wish corrupt, oh yah and to not get stranded there.

[Nebulosus]

Congradultions on your trip to the moon Triton. Enjoy falling through the ice and freezing to death in the subzero water.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Link]

Wish granted, but you suddenly had a bout of amnesia and forgot.

I wish for more cats.

[Nebulosus]

Wish granted, although we've also upped the number of Ninja Zomby Cats who wish to overthrow humanity.

I wish for a meteor. (let's see if you can be creative)