Corrupt a wish!

[Akillyz]

Granted, but with all the focus your eyes popped out of your head.

I wish for RaptorJesus.

[Dortz]

Granted.  Your mind explodes due to the awesomeness of his presence.

I wish college were easier.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, you are having a hard time to compete with your fellow classmates to get that graduation accreditation.

I wish that my school will have a mass Windows 7 upgrade soon.

[Dortz]

Granted.  However, the day after, a massive zero-day exploit launches for windows 7, and it fries all the new computers your school just bought, and the school can't afford more, so you don't get to so much as check your facebook page anymore.

I wish mountain dew were more acceptable as a breakfast drink.  I keep getting unusual looks in the cafe.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, you ended up getting sick of drinking mountain dew for breakfast when the cafe only sells mountain dew for breakfast.

I wish that I can relax more when I need to relax.

[Dortz]

Granted.  Your relaxation period now lasts 23 hours out of the day.  You can now never get anything done ever.

I wish it were next week already.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted,  you mistook next week for the week after next week.

I wish that I have a desktop computer now.

[Dortz]

Granted.  You try to run with it to class, but throw your back out and spend a week in bed.

I wish I could have slept in today.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, you hibernated yourself.

I wish for a pet dog at home.

[Dortz]

Granted.  You have just purchased a small tragedy with a tail.

I wish I had a parrot that came pre-taught how to say pirate phrases like 'shiver me timbers' and 'walk the plank'.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, the parrot happens to be Captain Hook's parrot. :O

I wish for a longer day, I wanna study for my exams! ;-;

[Akillyz]

Granted. Now you are forced to study and nothing else for the rest of your life.

I wish it would snow in Florida.

[Dortz]

granted.  due to the global climate shift, billions of animals die, including the critical food supplies of half of the worlds human population.  humanity descends in to anarchy when the lesser advantaged turn to cannibalism.

I wish for a pony.

[Akillyz]

Granted. The the pony is zombie pony that craves human flesh and rampages the world. And because of it's disease it spreads and causes an apocalypse of fleash eating zombies.

I wish for Bender.

[GridBurn]

Granted, he doesn't like you and tears you limb from limb.

I wish for a new car.