Corrupt a wish!

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, you wish for yourself.

I wish for a pet puppy.

[Zuzaki]

granted enjoy your puppy that has cancer
i wish for a lot of money

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, someone robbed you.

I wish that my family will understand the current stress that I have for my semester exams and stop annoying me for no apparent reason.

[Zuzaki]

wish granted but you fail the exam
i wish i was a penguin

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, you have problems finding a place to live.

I wish for a pet myna bird.

[Zuzaki]

granted but it dies 2 days later
i wish that i can get my brothers computer

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, the computer crashes frequently.

I wish that I have enough money to spent on for the toys, games and comic convention later

[Zuzaki]

granted but it's the wrong type of toys and games and your not going to the convention
i wish that i didn't have the stomach virus

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, you get a brain virus

I wish that I can go to sleep now

[Zuzaki]

granted but you get a rash on the face
i wish im at a quiet house

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, it's freakishly quiet at your house

I wish that school starts an hour later

[Zuzaki]

granted but you are still late
i wish it snowed

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, it's a snowstorm.

I wish I am not tired now

[Akillyz]

Wish granted, you may never go to sleep thus increasing your age process.

I wish I could fly.

[Samurai Girl]

Granted, you can no longer work now.

I wish for someone to keep me focused on my revision for the exams now.