Corrupt a wish!

[Akillyz]

Wish granted. You are now telaported into the room with falling swords and guns.

I wish the next poster is straight.

[Missaim]

Granted but now (thanks to you) I am forced to wear the same shirt everyday for the duration of my life that says "Gay men Suck" ...............just for the record I am not anti-gay!

I wish to be laden with perfect, sweet, soft, beautifully scented rose petals.

[Akillyz]

Wish granted.
Have fun with your perfect, sweet, soft, beautifully scented rose petals and the thorns that come with them.

[Link]

I wish Akillyz made a wish.

[pyro1082]

Granted, but it would be about old women and fake legs and eyes.

I wish for a big hot fudge Sunday.

[Blacknight]

granted, but the ice cream is infested with roaches, the fudge is blood, and the whipped cream is human intestines.

i wish i had a melted Popsicle.

[Missaim]

Granted but it's melted into your cotton t-shirt

I wish I didn't have a headache

[Blacknight]

granted. enjoy your migraine

i wish i could get this video done....

[Nebulosus]

Granted, however an error caused the entire thing to be translated into Navajo.

I wish I had an unbreakable comb.

[Missaim]

Granted but the teeth are packed with sticky chewing gum

I wish someone would wish for me

[Nebulosus]

Granted.

I wish for you ~~~ to be sent to Mars

[Dalsson]

Granted. This one solves itself. No oxygen~

I wish I weren't such a furfag.

[Link]

Granted, but you are tempted once again by furries and become a furfag once more.

I wish for world peace.
(In B4 Missaim says I stole her wish!)

[Akillyz]

Wish granted.
The world is as peaceful as can be but aliens invaded Earth and since it's peaceful. Earth gladly surrendered. So from that day forward man-kind have been in slavery.

I wish that people wasn't stupid.

[pyro1082]

Granted, but you would have to be their teacher.

I wish for a bet monkey.