Corrupt a wish!

[Missaim]

It goes like this:
Someone posts a wish and the next person to post grants their wish, but not in the way they expected.    

Example

Person 1: I wish I had a billion dollars.
Person 2: Wish granted, you have a billion dollars... in Monopoly money. 
                And then they would state their wish.

and so on...

I'l begin...I wish I was a Ninja

[Nebulosus]

Congradulations, you are now a Ninja, as your first mission... (your first mission goes terribly wrong, you are captured, tourtured, and forced to watch the exicution of all of your allies before yourself being put to a painful death via poison)

I wish I were dead. (let's see how creative you can be)

[professer]

Wish granted. But you are reincarnated into another life form.

[Blacknight]

no wish prof?
ah well.
i wish i had cake

[Link]

Granted: It's spoiled, though.
I wish I had a larger hard disk for my XBOX.

[Missaim]

Granted but it's corrupt and freezes every time you turn on your Xbox

I wish my kids were still babies

[Blacknight]

granted: they are zombies however

i wish i had an endless supply of pepsi...from 1942 (try that eh)

[Missaim]

Granted...except it's only available through your water faucets/shower/toilet and therefore no water is available and you must shower,wash your clothes, cook, etc with Pepsi and if you add ice or try to make it cold it loses all carbination.

I wish I had 8 arms

[randomn00b3]

Granted... except each of all of your arms has nails driven through the palm of the hand... and all the arms try to attack you with these nails constantly and unceasingly.

I wish that this wish would be corrupted to cause me some form of injury or hindrance.

[Link]

Your wish has been granted. Enjoy a trip to hell!
I wish my body didn't age so quickly.

[professer]

Granted, but you will be a youngin for ever!

I wish I had a kitty.

(Sorry for not posting a wish in my other post... kinda forgot o.o)

[Akillyz]

Wish Granted. Love your dead kitty.
I wish that there was no more water.

[Missaim]

Granted but now the earth is over run by Wicked Witches of the West and we cannot kill them without water........THANKS A LOT!

I wish I was a fairy

[Link]

Wish granted. The Grim Reaper will enjoy having you as his apprentice!
I wish I had a beastly gaming computer.

[Blacknight]

wish granted, but it crashes every time you install a new game and the internet connection is only 0.00001 kb/sec

i wish i had a room filled to the brink with swords and guns, but the key to said room is at the bottom of the ocean.